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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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