One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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