trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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