its not stalking. its research.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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