That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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