:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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