good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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