That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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