Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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