so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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