I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
