Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize