So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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