tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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