Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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