I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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