Already got asked if we're dating
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
