How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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