Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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