I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
This is my gift to your gina
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
how drunk are you?
Several
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
