In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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