oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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