Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
How external is "for external use only"?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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