i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
