More tranny stories later!
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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