3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
