what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Never underestimate the power of titties
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
