One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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