I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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