I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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