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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls

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(305): View more from Florida

Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Do you know how to give stiches?

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I do not...this text concerns me

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(406): View more from Montana

There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.

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Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?

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