seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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