would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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