he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
FUCK WHALES
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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