yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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