Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Let's get the cat blown out
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
