ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think i have herpe
just one?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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