They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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