I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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