its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
3 2 1 whiskey
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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