i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Nicole vs. Life
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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