She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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