Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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