fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All the doctor said was why
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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