I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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