But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
