You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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