remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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