i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
