I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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