I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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