my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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