Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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