so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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