I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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